The team at Screen Architect have released a new version of the Screen Architect UI prototyping tool for Enterprise Architect - New in Build 315 are the following features/fixes:

• Introduced a fix for issue preventing packages and screens from being renamed.
• Introduced a fix for screens being marked non-dirty when resizing application window.
• Fixed not being able to view EA properties of nested controls.
• Implemented fix for missing scroll bars on designer.
• Added Tab Set Control (Tab Control / Tab Pages) including support for nested tab sets.
  
• Added Regenerate Diagrams Functionality (see this forum post for reasons why you would use this).
• Updated help file to document new controls and functionality.

DevDefined has been working closely with ScreenArchitect Limited and Catch Limited to deliver this release.

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